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  2. ofgeography:

    i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

    (via dracofidus)

     
     

  3. officialhydra:

    fuzzykitty01:

    staff:

    Hail Hydra

    staff no

    Staff yes

    (Source: captainmarvels, via timeywimey-superlock-loki)

     
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  5. feelingsenile:

    shouldnt:

    snailsocks:

    I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

    i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

    um

    (Source: fuks, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     
     
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  7. tomfletcherscats:

    tomfletcherscats:

    this is how u use tinder right

    he came out of left field with this one

    (via ibelieveinpenis)

     
  8. magnacarterholygrail:

    so-treu:

    LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

    religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

    (Source: karin-420, via ibelieveinpenis)

     
  9. lovemetoinfinity:

    fancypancakes:

    I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

    so true

    (via thewaydanandphilsmile)

     
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  11. whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    (Source: never-let--it-die, via theladyfiend)

     
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  14. buckbarrow:

    buckbarrow:

    buckbarrow:

    i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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    STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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    still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

    (via eliotti)

     
  15. How many kids do you have?

    (Source: mcavoyings, via mcavoyclub)