1. kogrnaw:

    kogrnaw:

    image

    i really hope this is actually something

    update: it is

    (via ibelieveinpenis)

     
  2. thesonicscrew:

    GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

    (Source: fifthharmony, via tyleroakley)

     

  3. "Why is it that you freak out at the idea of fingering? I didn’t put that prostate in you, Jesus Christ did and I’m sure he had a good goddamn reason, buck the hell up."
    — Actual conversation between two straight guys at my bar tonight (via trickwolves)

    (via achillesvevo)

     
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  5. nooneslife:

    mad-man-with-a-scarf:

    shavingryansprivates:

    this is my favorite video of all time bar none

    I cannot stop laughing. 

    I’m cry

    (via spoken-not-written)

     
     
  6. adirtyshisno:

    thrifttreasures:

    yourtourhost:

    relationship goals

    my heart just melted.

    LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

    (Source: meowgoesthebear, via timeywimey-superlock-loki)

     
  7. iinquiring:

    im-smoking-to-die:

    this entire poem destroyed me

    this breaks my heart

    (Source: allie-rva, via crazybeautifulpsychopaths)

     
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  9. martyrdom-or-suicide:

    hardestcopy:

    iamtonysexual:

    scIENCE

    ….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

    …did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

    (via teacupcakefairy)

     

  10. kalliopetanith:

    gollums-new-best-friend:

    kimcuntdashian:

    what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

    Van Gogh thought that too

    That is really, really inspiring, actually.

    (Source: creepola, via thewarlockhasthetardis)

     

  11. bebinn:

    youngmarxist:

    So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

    image

    (Source: freemarketsocialist, via timeywimey-superlock-loki)

     
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  14. itscarororo:

    comedycentral:

    Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

    I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GIFTSET AND HERE IT IS

    (via timeywimey-superlock-loki)

     

  15. thats-slightly-raven:

    brethompson1704:

    thats-slightly-raven:

    this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

    its 8:30 at night

    This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate

    (via hmmmm-unacceptable)